William Shatner's Pants - STOLEN!

William Shatner's Pants was stolen from Torpedo Bay, Devonport sometime between winter 2009 and January 2010. Though she was only involved in a handful of adventures, she will be sorely missed by all the crew. I'm guessing the thieves either sold her to a fellow sailor that will make good use of her and perhaps return her to her former glory, or they were pirates. Pirates are still cool despite waining popularity in 2009-10 to make way for vampires, so fair enough if it were pirates.